August 8, 2007, 12:30 pm
Filed under: learn
Filed under: learn
some people (ahem) have lists of naughty, hilarious phrases typed into search engines which direct people to their blog.
mine sound like rejected names for bad cover bands.
seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.
sewing club grannies
flesh eating strep
laughing jumping cat patterns
how to make gobs of money painting toenails
bugs under bricks
bugs in coffee
party bugs
handsome Irish grooms (aawwww)
gingham robots
pour me a stiff one mom
amish girls in the closet (!?)
my toddler is jumping on me and I can’t sit still
my domestic robot girl
verklempt old lady arguing
my son’s skirt
housewife haircut
(okay, I know why that last one led here…because I so desperately need one…)
happy wednesday, or “no more pigtails for a while” day for me.
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Okay, that’s hillarious! I don’t get anything nearly as interesting.
Comment by beki August 8, 2007 @ 1:35 pmAw, man! I’m not going to get to see you in pigtails on Sunday? Darn.
Comment by laeroport August 8, 2007 @ 1:45 pmThat is just too funny! Thanks for the laugh:-)
Comment by Angie August 8, 2007 @ 1:52 pmI think pigtails are warranted in this weather. Even Elise, who never lets me touch her hair, has been asking for pony tails.
I never get such interesting search terms. :)
Comment by amy h August 8, 2007 @ 2:04 pmi like your pigtails! waaaaaahhhh!!!
and what? not “nasty granny sex”? because that my current fave.
Comment by capello August 8, 2007 @ 2:14 pmI love haircut days. I often worry that my google phrases are being watched by someone. I type in the strangest things. The other day, it was “pee on sting ray” I don’t know, bite? sting? point of barb entry? My little guy is obsessed with sting rays and I thought he would get a kick out of the whole pee remedy. Thank heavens for google.
Comment by molly August 8, 2007 @ 3:26 pmSo funny!! I want to make gobs of money painting toenails too!!;O)
Comment by Ruthanne August 8, 2007 @ 4:57 pmhmm…
Comment by kim August 8, 2007 @ 9:46 pmI would just like to add that I love the gray in your hair. I am not kidding, I love it. I don’t think I’ll be able to pull it off that well.
It amazes me what search terms people actually come up with on the internet sometimes!
This weather is ridiculous, I don’t think I could live without having my hair in pigtails. (It is too short for one ponytail…)
Comment by Chara Michele August 9, 2007 @ 10:00 amI like the pigtails.
Comment by Dana August 9, 2007 @ 12:29 pmHa ha! Best search strings ever! The #1 search that brings users to Feeling Stitchy is “beautiful backsides”, thanks to this post about the backsides of our embroidery… :D
Comment by floresita August 14, 2007 @ 10:25 am