Not much going on here.
We’ve returned from a trip to Costco. In case anyone cares, the midtown location has Spaten Oktoberfest for what amounts to about .75/bottle. Great beer, particularly as the nights become crisp (which heaven help us must please happen soon). The midtown Costco also has the BEST cheese selection today. I just about went crazy deciding between some aged dubliner and a gorgeous chunk of manchego I wanted to buy just for the basketweave-patterned rind. In the end, Spain won out over my husband’s ancestral country - we’ll have tapas this evening, with a nice Rioja, also in my cart, and some garlic-marinated almond-stuffed olives.
The sample ladies were out in full force, of course, and we had sliced asiago (but I ask you - how difficult to slice your own for half the price?), little tubs of cinnamon applesauce and fresh hot cornbread! Definitely a good sample day.
The wine and special cheese are for a little celebration in honor of how wonderfully our clear-coated maple floor looks after getting its first layer of finish last night. and BY THE WAY, what were we thinking? Why didn’t somebody send me an email and yell “PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THE BEAUTIFUL FLOORS.” You heard me.
In other news, the hummingbird feeder we put out in mid-April, which saw nary a hummingbird but plenty of large black sweet-eating ants, was removed and washed (ugh) and filled with cooled sugar water. We immediately had a pair come to feed. I mean it, immediately. That nice lady at the bird store (I won’t mention names) was very clear that my feeder HAD to be out by April 15 or the hummers wouldn’t show up, ever, and that it couldn’t be very near the back door, should be by flowers, etc. etc. yada yada yada. Welp, should I call to tell her it is now attached to my glass sliding door, the kids are sitting here looking at it, my flowers have long since fried here in late August, and the birds are ogling US, too? hmmm?
Tonight is Parent Night for the school my older kids will attend every Thursday this fall. I’m extremely nervous about Parent Night. How can a woman who is 37, has 3 children, a mortgage, a job and an American Express be so afraid of a room full of mommies and daddies? Oy. It will be all about smiling and nodding and listening intently and pressing the flesh and making small talk (the horror!) and remembering names and kids and O MY GOD I so suck at that. It’s easy to chat with people I like and want to get to know. But that’s so not the case with this crowd. The Homeschool Mafia we call them. yes, I’m TERRIBLE. Perfectly nice people. But I fear I’ll never fit in, what with my lax housekeeping skills and haphazard teaching style and slip of the occasional swear word, and my fill-in-the-blank-with-your-choice-of-non-christian-homeschooler-approved-activities-here. Oh, and my refusal to diss public schools. Choice, people. Choice. It’s just like the working/non-working mom self-righteousness, the self-assured “we’re the only ones doing the right thing.” It really gets to me, and I absolutely, 100% disagree. But my kids really need another social activity midweek, so we’re jumping in, mama’s objections be damned.
Oh, and the fact that I’m covered in poison ivy scabs (yes, I scratched) isn’t helping my natural introvertedness along. I have a huge one on my neck that looks like a hickey (did I spell that correctly?), or, as my son said this morning “Mama, that sore on your neck is sort of shaped like Africa.” Nice.
This concludes my nervous rambling. Hope everyone is enjoying these last of hot summer days (we pray), and that school is going well for all of our kids. We’ll be trying to finish the floor tonight and perhaps I’ll have a photo or two in the morning. And hopefully a juicy story from my evening….not!